Thought police: Bigg Boss inmates on Pam

The Bigg Boss inmates are completely unaware that Baywatch babe Pamela Anderson will be joining them today. So we decided to take a dig at what the inmates might be thinking when they see the voluptuous beauty.

The Bigg Boss inmates are completely unaware that

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babe Pamela Anderson will be joining them today for three days. So we decided to take a dig at what the inmates might be thinking when they see the voluptuous beauty.

Khali:

Wow! You're as Bigg as me!

Samir Soni:

Hi, Welcome to the Bigg Boss House. I am Samir Soni and I miss my mom! (yawwwwn).

Veena Malik:

If she comes on my turf, I'll rip her apart and I don't mean her clothes! B****y PETA activist.

Ashmit Patel:

You give the most awesome massages but it's 'Babewatch' time now. Could you please rub some suntan on me?

Dolly Bindra:

Pamela Anderson #%$W%$#%^$^% @#$%$^%$#@$%^

teri toh

@$%#$@##

Sara Khan:

Hi, you're cordially invited to me wedding no. 3 or wait…is it 4? Please do come. (giggle giggle)

Hrishant Goswami:

Yayy! M(eye) candy has finally arrived!

Seema Parihar:

Pamela Anderson?

Kaun hai yeh

?

Shweta Tiwari:

Come I'll teach you how to be an ideal Indian

bahu

(read Sati Savitri)…And that's how you stand true on the

Kkkkkkkasautii Zindagiiiiiiiiii Kkiiiiiiiii

.

Manoj Tiwari:

Maybe she could be the next 'bigg' actress in my Bhojpuri film...

All thoughts appearing in this work are ABSOLUTELY fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.