E-Paper
He isn’t himself
Thank you, sir, for calling Bhaji on the Beach. May I have your name and number please?Ajmal Kasab. My number is...
Thank you, sir, for calling Bhaji on the Beach. May I have your name and number please?
Ajmal Kasab. My number is...
Um, sorry sir, did you say your name is Ajmal Kasab?
Yes. My number is...
But, sir [gulp], aren’t you in custody for the 26/11 attacks?
No, no. They’ve got the wrong Ajmal Kasab. He’s a cook from the catering company ‘Saarayee-Alamghir’ near Jhelum who crossed over from Pakistan to work in Bollywood.
You mean the guy in custody is not a terrorist?
Well, of course not. He doesn’t even know what the LeT stands for. I even joked about how even Pakistanis don’t know what the Lashkar is with my friend
Hafiz Sayeed. Can you take our order now please? We’re really hungry.
I’m sorry, sir, but you mean that you’re the Ajmal Kasab who went on a shooting spree on November 26, 2008, in Mumbai?!
Well, I don’t want to take all the credit for it, but kind of... Without guys like Headley’s fabulous back-up, we wouldn’t have been so successful. Okay, I’ll have a...
Sir, I’m sorry but could you please give me your address first?
Hafiz-bhai, what’s our address?
Do say: Does Kasab really exist?
Don’t say: Did 26/11 really happen?
