Laugh-a-line

Why can't Sardar dial 911? They can not find the eleven on the phone, sends Ila. Read on to laugh more. Your contribution.

A very dirty little fellow came in from playing in the yard and asked his mother, "Who am I?"

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Ready to play the game, she said,

"I don't know! Who are you?"

"WOW!" cried the child. "Mrs. Johnson was right! She said I was so dirty, my own mother wouldn't recognize me!"