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Oh! Not again
Here’s all that we don’t want to hear and see... ever again.
2010 has begun on a high note. As they renew their resolutions for the New Year, let’s hope our P3Ps also do away with all the fake air-kissing, plastered smiles, unwanted PDA and strip teases at public events. Here’s all that we don’t want to hear and see... ever again
* “Oh my marshmallow!” Enough! Don’t you guys meet every second day. Stop falling over each other. Please stop faking it.
* Keep it private man! Why do you have to lick his/her face? Let’s keep the libido in check guys, or get a room!! You’re here to party, so do that and have a good time.
* Don’t always blame the men! It’s understandable that you want to look hot, babes, but why leave all the eyeballs burning with a way too short and revealing outfit.
A strip club would be a better choice for you then, what say?
* What a drunken lot! Folks, keep a check on your pegs. Don’t go for those Patiala pegs and leave others to deal with your outrageous behaviour. It’s so not acceptable.
* Gate-crashing! Why are you such a wannabe? You’re not invited. Get the point man!
* Food wastage! Too much is always bad. Think of those street kids once in a while.
* Be puntual! You are not an Obama to keep the world waiting. Be on time.
