Your first kiss was…
If you had to swap lives with a Khan, which one would you choose and why?
Genghis Khan. He got to rule 70 per cent of the world, which I think is definitely better than making a hit film.
Three biggest turn-offs in a girl.
a) Artificial laughter, b) Not eating. I don’t like those salad-type girls, so if you can’t eat a kathi roll, you’re not the one for me, and c) An overdose of vanity.
What would you rather have: Hrithik Roshan’s body or Louis CK’s sense of humour?
You know the amount of dieting and workout that would go into maintaining Hrithik Roshan’s body? So I’d like Hrithik’s money with Louis CK’s body and sense of humour.
Favourite TV show right now.
Game of Thrones.
Quick, tell us a joke.
Jokes cost money. You’d have to pay me for that.
If someone had to mimic you, who would it be?
Lots of young comedians are already mimicking me, which is why their careers aren’t working [laughs].
The Indian comedian who makes you the most envious.
Johnny Lever. He has a stage presence that all artists should envy.
One thing about marriage you learnt the hard way.
Keeping quiet. Stand-up comedy is the opposite of marriage because it requires me to talk constantly.
From HT Brunch, July 12
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