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The literal dialogue

In this week's column Sri Sri Sri Param Pujya Mahan Awesomeshwar Jhunjhunwalaji makes a humble effort to translate some of Hindi Cinema's most famous lines in a slightly too literal format!

brunch Updated: May 30, 2012 16:53 IST
The Fake Jhunjhunwala
The Fake Jhunjhunwala
Hindustan Times

"Arey o sambha! Kitne aadmi the?"

Inform me O person bearing the proper noun nomenclature of Sambha in exact terms how many people were present in the situation being discussed in present context?

"Mogambo khush hua!"

I , an individual using a unit of language specifically designated as Mogambo state that the emotions experienced by me indicate a state of joyfulness!

"Don ko pakadna mushkil hi nahin naa mumkin hai."

To hold securely within grasp the Chief Criminal Officer of a well known enterprise specializing in illegal activities is not only not easy but also definitely incapable of occurring or realizing a state of actualization.

Sambha- Gabbar"Don't angry me!"

Do not produce within me feelings of belligerent hostility!

"Mein toh raste se jaa raha tha! Mein toh bhel puri kha raha tha"

I was traveling upon a routed open way for people,animals and vehicles generally used for transportation purposes! I was taking in through my oral cavity a meal of crunchy puffed rice tossed with fragrant tamarind sauce, assorted nuts, coriander and miscellaneous organic items all mixed together in a bowl shaped object and served in a conical paper plate!

"Rishtey mein to hum tumhare baap lagte hain magar naam hai shehenshah"

The state of connectedness we share is signified by my authority as your male parent but my unique name is denoted as Shahenshah.

"Mein tumhare bachche ki maa banne wali hoon"

I am enduring that period of time before the birth of your offspring after the birth of which I would have attained a state of Motherhood.

" Kutte! Kamine ! Mein tera khoon pee jaoonga!"

" Member of the Canine family descended from the Wolf and domesticated by humankind! Wicked Scoundrel with wrongful intentions! I hereby proclaim my intention to consume by swallowing the red fluid in your body which is rich in plasma,blood cells,platelets ,essential nutrients and other products!"

The Fake Jhunjhunwala is the parody writer of the popular blog 'The Secret Journal Of Rakesh Jhunjhunwala'. He likes counting money. He is a big fan of Samosas, Ice Cream, Pav Bhaji, Pizza, Garlic Bread and Beer.

His hobbies include playing Super Mario, Stalking Hot Babes and Watching B-Grade films to intensively investigate any censor board violations. He also watches Cricket and worships Sachin Tendulkar as much as he worships himself. Read more from him at

He can also be found on twitter usually ranting about Uday Chopra, The Universe and everything in between at

(The views expressed by the author are personal)

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First Published: May 30, 2012 16:37 IST