Abhishek Bachchan on a strict fruit diet
Abhishek Bachchan is desperate to lose weight and is on a strict fruit diet. He has banned meat and fried stuff.entertainment Updated: Jan 12, 2009 14:14 IST
Phal phal dil ke paas
Hello, hello, hello my orchid bouquets, this is very classified info. Madhu my Mottu Maid and Vaziran bua actually wore disguises to get into the Dadoo B household to return with precious information. In fact, it’s so precious that I’m not conversing with them (Mottu and bua, not the Bs sillies) for the next 24 hours at least.
Next Mots and bua will report that Dadoo B was running a slight temperature and still reported for shooting. Now that’s a scoop. Not the stuff they have have returned with. If I were Jalaluddin Dugu, I would have prescribed 10 kodhas for them. And even made them turn pale by recalling the services of Dimwit Mirza, my research assistant, who’s still in some rest room puffing away cigarettes. I tell you.
Anyway, bua has brought the info that Ravi Chopra had gifted Dadoo B an iPhone. How cute is that! But Dadoo wasn’t really comfortable with it.. and soon returned to the brand he was loyal to. Okay, so Dadoo B is back on his good ole phone. Haaiiinh!
And Mottu entered the premises disguised as a fruit seller, carrying a basket on the top of her head, no less. Why why?
Because Abhishek Bachchan is on a strict fruit diet. He has banned meat and fried stuff.
So Mottu managed to sell all the fruit in her basket — from pine-apples and peaches to mosambis, sour grapes and narangis. Sabar ka phal meetha hota hai. Or what?