Kristen Stewart cheats, apologises, gets mocked on Twitter
After cheating on Robert Pattinson with Snow White and the Huntsman director Rupert Sanders, Kristen Stewart has issued a public apology. The act is evoking all kinds of reactions on Twitter. But in the main jokes abound.
Goblet Of Tweets (@GobletOfTweets): "Unfortunately Kristen Stewart can't show she's sorry for cheating on Robert Pattinson because she has no facial expressions..."
Cicco (@missciccone): "RT @Pram96: Kristen Stewart: happy :| angry :| sad :| acting :| not acting :| , so it's logical no one could tell that she was cheating."
Karin (@TheStylesVoice): "Am I the only one who finds it so funny how Kristen Stewart cheated on Rob Pattinson with a marred 41 year old man Luke um ew (sic)."
Tommy Wee (@TommyWee): "Kristen Stewart apologises for cheating on Rob Pattinson with director Rupert Sanders. She should apologise for Twilight first."
Nick Youssef (@NickYoussef): "On the bright side, Kristen Stewart finally destroyed her longstanding reputation as the most boring person on planet earth."
Breaking News (@BreakiingNews): "BREAKING: Kristen Stewart to be replaced in new 'Twilight' film by a cardboard cutout."
GloZell Green (@GloZell): "What the Twilight? Kristen Stewart has lost her MIND. She had a good man ... he was a Vampire ... but a good man!"
Megan Conley (@megannsays): "Texting a person who doesn't use smileys is almost like having a conversation with Kristen Stewart."
Jacy (@ieatanddrink): "Kristen Stewart: I cheated on you Robert Pattinson: Uwwwwww Kristen: Guuuuuuuuuuuuuu Robert: Gotta go, about to run out of internet minutes (sic)."
Damon Lindelof (@DamonLindelof): "I would like to apologize to Kristen Stewart for the momentary indiscretion of falling asleep during NEW MOON."
Stewart, 22, confessed via People magazine that she had cheated on longtime boyfriend and Twilight co-star Robert Pattinson, 26.
"I'm deeply sorry for the hurt and embarrassment I've caused to those close to me and everyone this has affected," said the actress.
"This momentary indiscretion has jeopardized the most important thing in my life, the person I love and respect the most, Rob. I love him, I love him, I'm so sorry," she added.
Rupert Sanders also issued his own statement, saying he was "utterly distraught about the pain I have caused" to his wife of seven years, model Liberty Ross, 33, and their two young children."My beautiful wife and heavenly children are all I have in this world. I love them with all my heart. I am praying that we can get through this together," said Sanders.