Smilie and the bull

Smilie Suri is all excited after dancing with 94-year-old Latin ballroom dance teacher Ms Tao.

Mottu

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is back with some strange concoction and swears that it is a

kilo

cutter. But she refuses to tell me what has gone into this foul smelling drink, and wants me to just gulp it down. Think she’s trying to poison me?

I voice the thought out loud and Mots with an evil smile starts rambling about some Smilie Suri who was some crook in

Crook

. Seems Suri (not to be mistaken for Tom Cruise’s cutie) is all charged up after dancing with a certain Ms Tao.

Ab yeh kaun

? She’s a 94-year-old Latin ballroom dance teacher who’s still in step with the times.

Kamaal hai

!

Anyway, on Sandip sir’s (her dance guru Sandip Soparkar’s) instructions, the smiling Smilie did the paso doble with Miz Latino. Mottu, who’s suddenly become an expert in dance, tells me that the paso whatever revolves around a boy matador and a girl bull.

And Smilie who’s been an instructor with Shiamak Davar group, was chosen as the kill bull.

What bull is all this I tell you. But

kya karen

, such is life dearies.