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Trying to dress an active little one is like trying to thread a sewing machine while it's running.

Trying to dress an active little one is like trying to thread a sewing machine while it's running.

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There are only two things a child will share willingly: communicable diseases and their mother's age.

Cleaning your house while your kids are at home is like trying to shovel the driveway during a snowstorm.

Kids really brighten a household; they never turn off any lights.

An alarm clock is a device for waking people up who don't have small kids.