Ravi and Rajesh were talking. Ravi said, “Meena and I are going to get a divorce.” Rajesh was stunned. “Why? What happened, you two seem so happy together”
“Well” said Ravi, “ever since we got married, Meena has tried to change me. She got me to stop drinking, smoking, running around at all hours of the night and more. She taught me how to dress well, enjoy the fine arts, gourmet cooking and how to invest in the stock market.”
“Are you a little bitter because she spent so much time trying to change you.” Rajesh probed.
“Nah, I’m not bitter. Now that I’m so improved, she just isn’t good enough for me,” said Ravi.