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Parcel, Parcel...
The Customs and Aishwarya Rai may have solved the parcel whodunit but here are some parcels that are being readied for delivery on Christmas.
The Customs and Aishwarya Rai may have solved the parcel whodunit but here are some parcels that are being readied for delivery on Christmas.
Book titled ‘How to (un)make a (traffic) jam’ for the Lucknow Traffic SP.
Guide of excuses for PWD of how and why to rebuild already built Lucknow roads.
Bundles of letters of possession to Raja Mehmudabad from all tenants.
A history-sheeter’s set to parcel a statistical analysis report on how crime has gone down in Lucknow to the SSP.
Lucknow University Students Union has parcelled several packs of candles to the Vice-Chancellor inviting him to lead their procession for announcing that everyone will just study at the varsity and no ‘extra-curricular’ activities will take place there.
Bush is set to receive a parcel with a cheque for $10 million for party fund from Osama bin Laden with Christmas note saying he has only ideological differences with the US President (nothing personal about it).
Musharraf is going to receive a parcel of registration papers for a plot bought by him in Gomtinagar Next. (Post-retirement plans?)
Chandrikakumartunga receives a marriage proposal for her daughter from LTTE chief V Prabhakaran (to end the age old clash in Sri Lanka) and to hold a discussion shivir in Laxman Mela ground.
Natwar Singh receives food pouches from Africa. Food for thought? (no more oil for food)!
Former cricket captain Sourav Ganguly set to send a pair of boxing gloves to Jagmohan Dalmiya. (The game must go on).
Shakti Kapoor receives some sting cameras from the electronic media. (The show must go on too!)
Saddam Hussein sends aid for rebuilding Afghanistan to help rebuild a new democracy.
