Lara ki bolti bandh!

Nows days Lara Dutta is on silent mode, this is the result of her over-enthusiasm during the FIFA World Cup finale.

Hi da hi my mint ki golis! How goes it with you this sunny Friday morning? It’s been buzzing for moi, thanks to Graham Bell’s invention, which has been demanding incessant attention as my sources have been calling to give me some of the most chatpati news of the day. Read on dahlings…

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For a change, let me start with Lara Dutta. Seems like a long time since we last heard about her. No? Khair, point is that the former Ms Universe has lost her voice. Nah, it has nothing to do with house-hunting woes with beau Mahesh Bhupathi.

My birdy from Bandra tells me that Lara’s silence is the result of her over-enthusiasm during the FIFA World Cup finale. She blew the vuvuzela so hard that she ended up with a cold.

Now, I don’t know how the two are connected, but I’m also informed that all that yelling at the games has left her whispering at home. While Laraji is not exactly pleased to be down on volume, birdy claims that the actress maids are no less delighted.

At least, she won’t be screaming instructions at them for the next couple of days. As for her beau Bhupathi, I’m sure he’ll be glad to hear her whisper sweet nothings into his ears. Hai na, Lara ji?