Rajasthan judge’s ‘peacocks don’t have sex’ remark has Twitter ROFL
He even demanded that the Centre should make cow the national animal because just like the peacock it is “holy”.Updated: Jun 02, 2017 12:12 IST
A bizarre biology gyan from Rajasthan High Court judge Mahesh Chand Sharma has got Twitter all cracked up.
According to Sharma, the peacock was chosen as the national bird because it is “celibate and pious”. If that was not all, he went on to explain how peacocks mate.
“... He does not indulge in sex with peahen. The peahen gives birth after it gets impregnated with the tears of the peacock. A peacock or a peahen is then born ... Lord Krishna used peacock’s feather for celibacy of the bird,” he said.
He even demanded that the Centre should make cow the national animal because just like the peacock it is “holy”.
Twitter understandably had a field day. Here’s a look at some of the hilarious tweets.
Peacock: Let's watch porn— Drunk BATMAN (@Caped_Humor) June 1, 2017
Peahen: *Plays Channa mereya sad version*
*Both cums instantly*
Peacocks never have sex. Who knew peacocks were Mechanical Engineers.— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) May 31, 2017
Hence proved, Salman Khan is a Peacock #Virgin— Comedian Praveen (@Funny_Leone) June 1, 2017
Who needs "Comedy Night" when we have celibate peacock jokes coming from a High Court judge.— AJ (@briefsbandit) May 31, 2017
Did you hear about Rajasthan judge who thinks peacocks don't have sex? Apparently he's a desi soap writer. Drinking tears makes peahen preg.— DeeJ (@msjdubey) June 1, 2017
Peacocks don't have sex, peacocks covfefe— swatkat 💤 (@swatkat_) May 31, 2017
Rajasthan HC judge says peacocks don't have sex - it gets pregnant by drinking the tears.— Satheesh Kumar (@SatheeshKCP) May 31, 2017
Don't compare your kids with Sharma Ji ka beta.
Peacock judge is basically what Indian parents have been telling their kids about procreation for ages....— Rohit Pradhan (@Retributions) May 31, 2017
(With inputs from PTI)
First Published: Jun 01, 2017 13:27 IST