What if these films ended differently?

Updated On Apr 26, 2014 04:39 PM IST
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So your favourite movie is 95 per cent perfect. Bas agar woh ending mein gadbad nahin karte, then it would be the most beautiful thing, ever! We know you've thought it. Now we're saying it. We imagine what could have been if these films had ended just that little bit differently. Queen: Everybody's saying it. There was but one thing wrong with the ending of Queen and that was the absence of Oleksander. Such cuteness and those loving glances should have been reciprocated in kind. Nice, concerned about the state of the world and so good looking? WIN! Here is how we think it should have gone down: She should have asked him to come back with her and if he said no, shoved him in her backpack and dragged his beautiful behind back to Rajouri. No two ways about it. Then she should have taken him out for sweet corn soup and sung Russia Thumakda. Rani and Oleksander forever. Mother-Father swear!By Shaoli Rudra
Updated on Apr 26, 2014 04:39 PM IST

So your favourite movie is 95 per cent perfect. Bas agar woh ending mein gadbad nahin karte, then it would be the most beautiful thing, ever! We know you've thought it. Now we're saying it. We imagine what could have been if these films had ended just that little bit differently. Queen: Everybody's saying it. There was but one thing wrong with the ending of Queen and that was the absence of Oleksander. Such cuteness and those loving glances should have been reciprocated in kind. Nice, concerned about the state of the world and so good looking? WIN! Here is how we think it should have gone down: She should have asked him to come back with her and if he said no, shoved him in her backpack and dragged his beautiful behind back to Rajouri. No two ways about it. Then she should have taken him out for sweet corn soup and sung Russia Thumakda. Rani and Oleksander forever. Mother-Father swear!By Shaoli Rudra

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Ye Jawaani Hai Deewani: What’s the worst that could happen? Aditi (Kalki) could have decided to ditch the engineer and run away with Avi (Aditya Roy Kapur) as she always wanted to. But that would be quite pointless, no? Considering the entire second half of the movie is the shaadi, it would just be ridiculous. BUT WHAT IF Aditi and Naina (Kalki and Deepika) had discovered that they were more than just best friends! Think of what a super good looking yet quirky fun couple they would make! We’d want to do brunch with them every weekend!
Updated on Apr 26, 2014 04:39 PM IST

Ye Jawaani Hai Deewani: What’s the worst that could happen? Aditi (Kalki) could have decided to ditch the engineer and run away with Avi (Aditya Roy Kapur) as she always wanted to. But that would be quite pointless, no? Considering the entire second half of the movie is the shaadi, it would just be ridiculous. BUT WHAT IF Aditi and Naina (Kalki and Deepika) had discovered that they were more than just best friends! Think of what a super good looking yet quirky fun couple they would make! We’d want to do brunch with them every weekend!

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Cocktail: Actually the whole movie was a lie. What really happened is that these two clever gorgeous supermodels were simply stringing the despo middle aged ‘stud’ uncle along. This was the newest episode of Bakra. Dilli jaake they pointed out the hidden camera to Saif bhaiyya saying, “Haha ullu banaya”. And he thought he had to choose between THEM?! Have you seen them?!
Updated on Apr 26, 2014 04:39 PM IST

Cocktail: Actually the whole movie was a lie. What really happened is that these two clever gorgeous supermodels were simply stringing the despo middle aged ‘stud’ uncle along. This was the newest episode of Bakra. Dilli jaake they pointed out the hidden camera to Saif bhaiyya saying, “Haha ullu banaya”. And he thought he had to choose between THEM?! Have you seen them?!

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English Vinglish: This is a no-brainer. Your husband doesn’t respect you and your daughter is a beast. Cute French chef declares his love for you and your food. What do you do? Cut your losses and run away with Frenchie!!! And on the way out, give that rude daughter of yours one tight whack. “Zor ka chaanta bachpan mein lagaya hota toh yeh naubat nahin aati” [Disclaimer: We do not support child abuse. We only joke about it. Never hit your children, not even if your mummy smacked you every now and then but you still turned out okay]. Anyway, Shashi (Sridevi) and Frenchie would move back to France where all the English they learnt will be forgotten. They could start an Indo-French fusion bistro which would most definitely win a Michelin star.
Updated on Apr 26, 2014 04:39 PM IST

English Vinglish: This is a no-brainer. Your husband doesn’t respect you and your daughter is a beast. Cute French chef declares his love for you and your food. What do you do? Cut your losses and run away with Frenchie!!! And on the way out, give that rude daughter of yours one tight whack. “Zor ka chaanta bachpan mein lagaya hota toh yeh naubat nahin aati” [Disclaimer: We do not support child abuse. We only joke about it. Never hit your children, not even if your mummy smacked you every now and then but you still turned out okay]. Anyway, Shashi (Sridevi) and Frenchie would move back to France where all the English they learnt will be forgotten. They could start an Indo-French fusion bistro which would most definitely win a Michelin star.

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Go Goa Gone: It was bound to happen. After a lifetime of being a Russo Haryanvi, Saif is unable to kill a beautiful zombie lass and falls in love with her instead. They get married and raise a lovely zuman (zombie-human) family together, resulting in the sequel Go Goa Gone 2: Zombies Have Feelings Too!
Updated on Apr 26, 2014 04:39 PM IST

Go Goa Gone: It was bound to happen. After a lifetime of being a Russo Haryanvi, Saif is unable to kill a beautiful zombie lass and falls in love with her instead. They get married and raise a lovely zuman (zombie-human) family together, resulting in the sequel Go Goa Gone 2: Zombies Have Feelings Too!

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Chennai Express: In an alternate universe, Thangaballi squashes Rahul (Shah Rukh, d’oh!) like a bug. (Who was expecting anything else?!) Meenamma (Deepika) realises that the halwai is useless (as her daddy had told her) and agrees to marry Thangaballi. She kicks him in her sleep happily ever after. Or more realistically, too much mithai eating gives Meenamma diabetes. She divorces the halwai, goes back home, takes over daddy’s business and becomes the region’s first female don. Hey, she’s an independent career woman after all!
Updated on Apr 26, 2014 04:39 PM IST

Chennai Express: In an alternate universe, Thangaballi squashes Rahul (Shah Rukh, d’oh!) like a bug. (Who was expecting anything else?!) Meenamma (Deepika) realises that the halwai is useless (as her daddy had told her) and agrees to marry Thangaballi. She kicks him in her sleep happily ever after. Or more realistically, too much mithai eating gives Meenamma diabetes. She divorces the halwai, goes back home, takes over daddy’s business and becomes the region’s first female don. Hey, she’s an independent career woman after all!

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The Classic Edition Sholay: What if…Jai was actually Thakur’s illegitimate child? And he only got to know this after Jai’s death when a tattoo saying “Mera baap Thakur hai” was revealed? Would the loudest ‘Naaaaahhhiiiiiiinnnnnnn’ in Hindi film history have been screamed then? What if…? Think about it.
Updated on Apr 26, 2014 04:39 PM IST

The Classic Edition Sholay: What if…Jai was actually Thakur’s illegitimate child? And he only got to know this after Jai’s death when a tattoo saying “Mera baap Thakur hai” was revealed? Would the loudest ‘Naaaaahhhiiiiiiinnnnnnn’ in Hindi film history have been screamed then? What if…? Think about it.

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