You are being watched: Welcome to the scathing world of the ever criticising Indian unties

You know what unites India? Older aunties who make intensely rude comments about a person’s appearance

It was while stuffing my face at Bukhara in Delhi that the thought occurred to me: what unites India? A love of spicy food and maa ki dal for sure. Cricket and Bollywood perhaps. What else?

The comments rush out like a tsunami, flattening young and fragile egos(Getty Images)

The worst part is that no retaliation is possible. After all, we have this hypocritical concept called “respect for elders” in India