Woo the ladies with these cheesy Urdu lines

Updated On Jan 27, 2014 12:32 pm IST
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Awful, we know. But something about the most charming language of the subcontinent makes ’em giggle “Ye kya dekh raha hoon main yahaan? Mohtarma, main jannat me aa gaya hoon kya?” Text by Neyaz FarooqueeFrom HT Brunch, January 12Follow us on twitter.com/HTBrunchConnect with us on facebook.com/hindustantimesbrunch expand-icon View Photos in a new improved layout
Updated on Jan 27, 2014 12:32 pm IST

Awful, we know. But something about the most charming language of the subcontinent makes ’em giggle “Ye kya dekh raha hoon main yahaan? Mohtarma, main jannat me aa gaya hoon kya?” Text by Neyaz FarooqueeFrom HT Brunch, January 12Follow us on twitter.com/HTBrunchConnect with us on facebook.com/hindustantimesbrunch

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“Waqt kuch aisa hai ki Google Maps bhi kaafi nahi hai aap ki aankho se bahar aane ke liye.” expand-icon View Photos in a new improved layout
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“Waqt kuch aisa hai ki Google Maps bhi kaafi nahi hai aap ki aankho se bahar aane ke liye.”

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“Kahin meri nigaah jawab na de de, maalik ki iss naqqashi ko dekh ke” expand-icon View Photos in a new improved layout
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“Kahin meri nigaah jawab na de de, maalik ki iss naqqashi ko dekh ke”

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“Aaj main ek gunaah karna chah raha hoon. Aapka dil churana hai” expand-icon View Photos in a new improved layout
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“Aaj main ek gunaah karna chah raha hoon. Aapka dil churana hai”

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“Maaf kijiyega, aapki aankhon mein kuch hai. Aah, fir se maafi chahta hoon, yeh to sitara chamak raha hai” expand-icon View Photos in a new improved layout
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“Maaf kijiyega, aapki aankhon mein kuch hai. Aah, fir se maafi chahta hoon, yeh to sitara chamak raha hai”

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“Suna hai aapka dil bahut bada hai. Is khoye hue musafir ko agar jageh mil jaye, mohtarma, toh ...?” expand-icon View Photos in a new improved layout
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“Suna hai aapka dil bahut bada hai. Is khoye hue musafir ko agar jageh mil jaye, mohtarma, toh ...?”

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“Apni jaan toh main jannat ki un hooron ke liye de doon, lekin mujhe yakeen hai unmain woh baat nahi hogi.” expand-icon View Photos in a new improved layout
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“Apni jaan toh main jannat ki un hooron ke liye de doon, lekin mujhe yakeen hai unmain woh baat nahi hogi.”

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“Is jaam ki kasam, maikhana sharma jaaye apko dekh ke.” expand-icon View Photos in a new improved layout
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“Is jaam ki kasam, maikhana sharma jaaye apko dekh ke.”

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“Apki muskurahat sardiyon ke aftab maanind hai.” expand-icon View Photos in a new improved layout
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“Apki muskurahat sardiyon ke aftab maanind hai.”

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“Maine aaj shayari ki ahemiyat seekh li” From HT Brunch, January 12Follow us on twitter.com/HTBrunchConnect with us on facebook.com/hindustantimesbrunch expand-icon View Photos in a new improved layout
Updated on Jan 27, 2014 12:32 pm IST

“Maine aaj shayari ki ahemiyat seekh li” From HT Brunch, January 12Follow us on twitter.com/HTBrunchConnect with us on facebook.com/hindustantimesbrunch

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