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Top 5 lies men tell women: Never believe him when he says...

Updated on: Aug 28, 2014, 18:16:33 IST
Hindustan Times | By , New Delhi
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Make no mistake on this one -- if there is anything common between all men, it has to be, without doubt, their love for lying. Never mind that most make a mess of it! But don't let that put your guards down. We list five common lies men subject their women to.

Make no mistake on this one -- if there is anything common between all men, it has to be, without doubt, their love for lying. The average guy, we're told, is a habitual offender when it comes to cooking up stories to wriggle out of a sticky situation with his girlfriend or wife. Never mind that most make a mess of it! But don't let that put your guards down. We list five common lies men subject their women to.

1 "I'm stuck in traffic, honey"
Men usually throw women this line when they're getting forced to meet you or attend an event they don't want to. Because they can't exactly refuse to go with you without enduring some serious repercussions and they can't be all pouty or throw a temper either, our poor guys have no option but to show up late and gain a wee bit of control. Our sympathies.

2 "You're the one I've always loved... seriously"
Damned if you do, damned if you don't. Men will never tell the truth when they're asked the number of women they've been in a relationship with. Some lie because they're embarrassed that they've slept with too many, and some fib because they're embarrassed they've slept with too few. Either ways, it's a lie!

3 "Sorry, I missed your call"
They may also say, "My phone battery died," or that the phone "had no signal". All these three mean the same thing - I saw the phone, but want you to back off a bit. Every man needs a little alone time, and ends up feeding you such lines because he's afraid to tell you this truth straight-up. You might want to ease up on things a little and let him miss you first.

4 "I'm paid the most in my group"
He will never tell you how much money he makes. Most men won't lie outright about their bank statement, but yes, they kind of lead women to believe they're a little better off than they really are. Men who make too much money keep it a secret as they don't want to appear like some dirt-bag, who flashes cash to get women. But most men fudge the figure in their favour.

5 "I'm just a social drinker"
Like his salary cheque, this is another count he will either inflate, or under quote. But the intention either ways is the same: to impress you. Some even say "This will be my last beer." Now, this lie is serious, at so many levels. If he says this one often, he could have an alcohol problem. When he's sober, you need to tell him about your concerns. Watch the timing, but this is definitely a conversation you two need to have.

So, what is your man lying to you about?

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    Sanya Panwar

    With a keen eye for detail and a heart for storytelling, Sanya is a seasoned lifestyle journalist who has spent over a decade documenting the intersection of aesthetics and substance. Since stepping into the media world in 2012, she has cultivated a career defined by versatility, curiosity, and an unwavering passion for what makes life both beautiful and meaningful. Over the last many years, she has navigated the fast-paced realms of health, wellness, fitness and fashion while pivoting seamlessly into the nuances of decor and travel. Her work often explores the deeper layers of modern living, delving into art and decor trends that transform spaces, insightful perspectives on gender, parenting, and mental health, immersive travel narratives that capture the essence of a destination. A self-proclaimed aesthetics enthusiast, Sanya doesn't just report on trends — she analyses them. Whether she’s identifying the next shift in fitness or discovering a breakthrough in design, she uses her platform to spark meaningful conversations that resonate with a contemporary audience. Sanya is an alumna of St. Xavier’s College, Kolkata, and the Asian College of Journalism (ACJ), Chennai, where she honed the investigative rigour she brings to her lifestyle reporting today. When she isn't chasing deadlines or conducting interviews, Sanya practices what she preaches. You’ll likely find her sipping matcha, practicing yoga, or scouting the newest cafes. Above all, she finds her balance in nature — whether it's a quiet hike or a moment of reflection in the outdoors, she remains constantly inspired by the tranquillity of the natural world.Read More